NATEYYY!!

*Disclaimer-this is about nate. if you dont know him ur dumb.*

Alright so... nate where do words begin? i guess they begin when the pen hits the paper or the fingers hit the keyboard to be politically correct. Words cannot begin to describe the feelings we have for this kid




















Nate would have to be the epitome of a best friend. and a complete dick. (at the same time)













Nate will go out of his way to help his friends even when he thinks they're hoes.






Nate has a hollow leg where he stores his food. (sorry we cannot expose it to the light to get a picture so.. ur outa luck but its pretty cool)






Nate thinks err i mean KNOWS hes jesus






Nate is banned from Burger King.






Nate thinks tattoos are sexy. Especailly when they are fake, and all over his stomach.






Nates so comfortable with his sexuality that he pretends to be gay






Nate likes chocolate milk.






Nate free runs.






Nate knows the cure to every incurable disease out there fool!






Nate enjoys making fun of people and saying 'shannon are you seriously that retarted?'






Nate likes to party and stelth.






Nate slays at guitar hero and likes to sing for rock band.






Nates is really smart






Nate hates school.






Nate has a big puddle at the end of his driveway because of a sewage line break.






^that was not a lie if you dont believe me.. look!






Nate likes hoagies. ( i dont know what those are but shannon said he likes them so its cool)






Nate likes bugles...<


Nate loves cloverfield


Nate hates fat people (which would explain why he hates me)





Nate is convinced his real name is Serph Mehoff


Nate rode in an airplane for the first time one day.


Nates favorite thing to do is run freely through out pastures of wildflowers


Nate believes in taking chances and making the best out of crap


Nate believes the cure for sunburn is more sun (duh that makes sense right!)


Nates phone number is.. prolly in the phone book :)











Nate... whats in a name? he speaks in the tongues of the greek god will farrell. and is funnier than flippin chelsea handler. hes more anal than bruce willis and is coller than ur mom. if u dont believe it.. suck ur mom. shell tell you.





Nate gives the best advice ever.


Nate hates going shopping


Nate likes porn


Nate like girls, as long as the arent whores!


Nate likes Streetlight Manifesto, Laurence Arms, and Reel Big Fish


Blame it on the goose gotcha feeling loose


Nate is proud of his farts


Nate likes to play bingo on GSN

*Now You Know A Lil About Nate. so Suck it Fools!*